What's the big deal?

Dear The Internet, 

Please calm down. Tim Burton's Batman played Mr. Mom. Ben Affleck isn't that bad. 

Sincerely, 

Michael Keaton

New Novel, Rave Reviews

My most recent novel came out recently and has been getting great reviews!

"I kept reading till my eyes crossed." 

"...genuinely fun...run through Portland and Seattle...I really enjoyed the book." 

"There is always another twist and turn...the timer counts down and the anticipation can't help but keep you reading." 

"...a quick, fun romp through Portland, Oregon with a local slacker making light of a government trying to kill him." 

"If you like humor, action, conspiracy theories and fun, you'll find it all in Like Mind." 

Check it out and let me know what you think.
Amazon (print and kindle versions)
Nook
Kobo
Diesel
Smashwords (every ebook format possible)

Make Your Own Bike-Mounted Bungee Dog Leash

I wanted a system to be able to take my dog along while riding my bike, but she pulls. That made me crash and not like my dog. So I searched for some options, found some expensive ones, and decided to make my own. Here's the result:

You can see all the instructions here.

Or here:

Robots are Taking All Our Jobs

In further news of the inevitable encroachment of machines, now you can even vomit for yourself.
Thanks, "Larry" for taking our jobs.