
Many of the people involved in running the event came into my store to get some coffee this morning, so I got to learn all about the giant colon (F.Y.I. there are 9 of these colons around the country and they cost $10,000 a day to rent). I thought this was fun and interesting, so I brought it up with other customers who came in.
One customer came in wearing scrubs, from which I could deduce that he works at the hospital. He had come in immediately after some of the people working at the aforementioned event. I proceeded to engage him in conversation about the event of the day.
I asked, "Are you a member of the colon brigade?"
He had nothing to do with the event.
And I'm pretty sure he's gay.
I think I sexually harassed one of my customers today.
4 comments:
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
I wouldn't worry too much. I'm sure you've said way more offensive things than this in your life.
Haha, it sounds like something I would say...
Haha! You should ask ryan about when he sexually harassed a customer at Outback...very funny story.
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