You're killin' me, Smalls.
Usually with my breakfast I like to watch a little TV. I'll flip between Sportscenter and Headline News as the content dictates. Usually I find something of interest on one of those two channels - usually. Today I was greeted with the senate hearing on steroids in baseball over on ESPN and then on HN I got video of Brittany in a mini-mart.
Why the ___ is the freakin' US of A government wasting my money by policing a game!? And a boring game at that.
How in the world is it news, let alone HEADLINE news what Brittany does? I want to stab myself in the eye with a sharp pointy stick.
I think I just threw up some of my breakfast - gotta go.