Sunday, August 26, 2007

Sexual Harrassment . . . Monkey?

I couldn't make this stuff up - I just couldn't.

From the source article:
If you live in the small village of Nachu in Kenya, watch out, because a group of approximately 300 marauding monkeys is out to steal your food, sexually harass your women and attack and kill your livestock! In a truly amazing incidence of interspecies communication, a group of vervet monkeys, Chlorocebus pygerythrus, is using sexual harassment to intimidate women and children, who are responsible for growing maize, potatoes, beans and other crops for their farming community, causing them to lose their main food supply so they now are dependent upon famine relief to survive.

So these cute little monkeys are terrorizing women and children with "sexually explicit gestures" so they can steal some corn. Stick that one in you mental picutre maker and see what comes out.


Mike Lewis said...

They need a visit from Tom Green so he can trap them in his van. He did this in Japan in his movie:
Tom Green: Subway Monkey Hour

Jake Shore said...

I'd kill those monkeys.

KMiV said...

Unfortunately there seems to be little difference between these monkeys and the men who sexually harass women and children today. They disempower people in the same way.