I couldn't make this stuff up - I just couldn't.
From the source article:
If you live in the small village of Nachu in Kenya, watch out, because a group of approximately 300 marauding monkeys is out to steal your food, sexually harass your women and attack and kill your livestock! In a truly amazing incidence of interspecies communication, a group of vervet monkeys, Chlorocebus pygerythrus, is using sexual harassment to intimidate women and children, who are responsible for growing maize, potatoes, beans and other crops for their farming community, causing them to lose their main food supply so they now are dependent upon famine relief to survive.
So these cute little monkeys are terrorizing women and children with "sexually explicit gestures" so they can steal some corn. Stick that one in you mental picutre maker and see what comes out.