Friday, July 06, 2007

It's funny

Even though it has been a while since I've posted about robots, there are still people who know of me through my blog--and they only know me as the 'robot guy'. Well, in order to maintain my world fame, here's a little bit more coverage of the rise of the machines - beware . . . er . . . something.

First up: Soccer (a.k.a. futball) will soon be ruled by the machines, and since we know that 95% of the world lives and breathes 'futball' this will spell the end for every nation except the good ol' USofA. I have to wonder if the unexplainable popularity of soccer is in fact due to the plans of the machines. Good job America! Don't give in to their plotting, we may yet survive to power the machines with our BTU's!

Finally, the Australians have made it clear that the mob will soon employ robots to dominate the world. I can't say it better than the article itself:
"Technology such as cloned part-robot humans used by organised crime gangs pose the greatest future challenge to police, along with online scamming, Australian Federal Police (AFP) Commissioner Mick Keelty says."


Andrew Martin said...

You are so right! But don't worry (dramatic pause) there is help.

Old Glory Insurance

But just to be sure, everyone over 50 should hide their medicine... just to be safe.

James T Wood said...

Andrew, that's awesome! Now we can be compensated for all the victims of robot slaughter - at least we'll live comfortably under our new machine overlords.

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