I was just thinking that we really ought to update the Bible. It's just so antiquated. I mean, the content is good, but the marketing is just not what it ought to be. Who really wants to read the "Old Testament"? It sounds like it should be filmed in black and white and have some crappy Lawrence Welk music accompany it. How about "Testament - Classic" or "The Original Testament" or maybe "Testament - beta edition"?
The "New Testament" isn't too much better. Sure you slapped the "new" label on there, but that is so 20 years ago. If we want people to read this thing we need to get a little more hip. Try: "The New and Improved Testament" or "Testament 2.0" think about "The Testament: Professional Edition" perhaps "The Testament: Revolutions"