Friday, November 10, 2006
This story made me come out of robot-defender retirement (let's face it, no one was paying any attention anyway; I'm looking you're way South Korea).
That "cute" creature to the right (the one without glasses) is ready to eat you dead. The "smart" Japanese people decided to teach a robot to taste things so that it could sample wines and suggest food that would compliment them. Great idea . . . except when it tasted human flesh it identified it as . . . bacon.
So we're pretty much screwed at this point. Walk through this with me: 1)Bacon is the best food ever, 2)to robots, people taste like bacon, 3)to robots, people are the best food ever, 4)we all gonna die.
Our only hope is to convert all the robots to Judaism and get them to be Kosher. Any Rabbis want to take up the cause?