I want you all to get a jump on shopping for my birthday present (only 77 days left - Paula for the way you count that's 34).
Just short of a coffee-IV. Grad school is hard for me and sometimes the coffee gives me indigestion if I don't eat something first. Having caffine delivered by an inhaler would be great. Also, caffine helps me to control my migraine headaches so this would be a double bonus. Give me a buzz.
RFID blocking T-shirt:
I'm a-skeert of the mind-control, privacy-invading powers of Walmart and the government. RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) tags will be the mark of the beast (which is an evil robot by the way). For only $17 you can help me be protected from all manner of evil. Hook-a-brutha-up
Why should Mario have all the fun? I want to have some extra lives too! Think about how much easier life would be with more of them; I could do all the fun stuff that I'm affraid of now (like skydiving, bungee jumping, eating at McDonalds) and not have to worry about the responsibility crap (exercize, study, spiritual disciplines). Hit my [?] brick!