No joke, scientists have discovered a furry lobster - a freakin' furry lobster. What the . . . ?
And get this they named it after "Kiwa, the goddess of crustaceans in Polynesian mythology." Who has a goddess of crustaceans? How do they merit their own divinity? When you show up for deity duty and you get the crustaceans, that's gotta be a crappy day. I mean, sure, they can do your bidding and all, but they are so all around tasty - how could you not just snack away all of your worshipers? Mmmmmm with some garlic-butter . . .