Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Killer Bots have been released

One begins to wonder if your levels of panic are sufficiently elevated. SkyNet has released its first killing machines - built for one thing - search and destroy. Just don't say I didn't warn you.





Witness the wrath of the Tick-Killer-Bot (of death).








A shiny nickle to the one who can find the movie quote (postage and handling not included, void in states that were a primary color in the last election)

17 comments:

spcpeters said...

dude this is just like the tractor sprinkler i had as a kid it only follows around a hose... But I like because ticks are one of the vilest creatures created by God.

arwen said...

um... SkyNet is from Terminator, isn't it?

Justin said...

Problem is James, most of the robots are already out, in camoflague (hmm I don't know how to spell that word). They are called Canadians, like Wes.

Tim Lewis said...

Is it Terminator 2?

tabitha jane said...

it's not void in my state! hooray! but i don't have a guess.

KMiV said...

Looks like a tractor pulling a medieval fortress.

James Wood said...

"SkyNet" is a reference to T2, but it is not the quote of which I spoke.

Tabitha, both red and blue are primary colors . . . sorry dude.

Tim Lewis said...

Then you must be thinking of The Matrix. Sentinels were built for one thing...

James Wood said...

Right you are, Tim. El Matrixo. That will be $0.39 postage and $5.00 handling for your nickle (pleas allow four to six weeks for delivery).

Tim Lewis said...

But I live in Oregon too. I failed to mention that in my application.

arwen said...

WHAT?! Giraffes can't cough? What do they do when they get verklempt (is that how it's even spelled?!)

James Wood said...

Red = primary color
Blue = primary color

That's the problem with jokes that are only funny to me, I have to explain them to other people. Speaking of which . . . so Arwen, giraffes huh?

tabitha jane said...

i thought you meant primary like the winner in the election. i know what primary colors are. i studied art. hello.

drat.

arwen said...

yeah... giraffes. do you never look at your random fact generator? I'm not crazy... it really did say that they can't cough... someone else had to have seen it...

spcpeters said...

um I think the idea behind the genrator is it generated new random facts to every visitor am I wrong? Oh and James I got it and that why I didn't include my vote on your more thanobvious qoute contest. Justin I recommend just spelling and saying camo we do it in military so you should too. Oh finally reference to a certain spy on this one but I think your wife may be a robot. Check out her POWERS to se if I'm right (an example of your obviousness in setting up trivia)

Tim Lewis said...

Sure Ryan...Sure...

Adam Wolfgang said...

because giraffes have no vocal chords, they can't make any sounds! They are stealth - well, except for the long neck and all.