Thursday, November 03, 2005

My Christmas List

Ok, it's getting to that time of year . . .

Here are some things that I would really like for Christmas (if you happen to have some extra $$ to blow on a poor grad student).

1. Handheld Laser Gun: for to "melt most materials" 'cause sometimes "things" just need a good meltin'.








2. Translation Goggles: I don't really want to learn new languages. I would just like to have some subtitles for my life.








3. The World's Most Powerful Subwoofer: I don't even have surround sound, but who needs it when your entire living room is the sub's resonating box?













If I get even one of these in my stocking I'll be a happy dude.

7 comments:

Tim Lewis said...

What, no time machine?

"I forgot to add the crystals."

KMiV said...

Thats not a subwoofer--it is a fan. You can get that at Walmart for under $15.

everyday.wonder said...

Dang it, Tim beat me to my post...

I want one of these...

Mrs. Andrea Wood said...

I hope you know that what you are actually getting is an ugly sweater and underwear.

James Wood said...

Do the underwear have a laser-gun holster?

spcpeters said...

Hmm lasers are cool but not nearly as cool as a 50 cal I could give you one but I'd go to levinworth for a very long time.

James Wood said...

Dude, Peters, no one has to know--just ship it to me one piece at a time.