Ok, it's getting to that time of year . . .
Here are some things that I would really like for Christmas (if you happen to have some extra $$ to blow on a poor grad student).
1. Handheld Laser Gun: for to "melt most materials" 'cause sometimes "things" just need a good meltin'.
2. Translation Goggles: I don't really want to learn new languages. I would just like to have some subtitles for my life.
3. The World's Most Powerful Subwoofer: I don't even have surround sound, but who needs it when your entire living room is the sub's resonating box?
If I get even one of these in my stocking I'll be a happy dude.