Friday, October 28, 2005

Take Control

Ok, so I've been thinking a lot latey about letting the Holy Spirit take control of me.

Wha? What is he talking about? Is he a crazy, holy-rolling, charismatic?

Well, no I'm not. Let me explain. If you flip over to 1 Corinthians 14 we'll start there.

In verse 14 Paul says, "For if I pray in a tongue, my spirit prays, but my mind is unfruitful."

Um, ok . . . ?

The point is that Paul is not consciously in control of his tounge speaking. It's a spirit (or the Spirit) thing. The NIV has chosen to translate this as my spirit, but it could just as easily be the Spirit. The Spirit can be in control of the body without the mind knowing what's going on.

Sure . . . I guess.

Ok, so later Paul says:
26What then shall we say, brothers? When you come together, everyone has a hymn, or a word of instruction, a revelation, a tongue or an interpretation. All of
these must be done for the strengthening of the church. 27If anyone speaks in a
tongue, two—or at the most three—should speak, one at a time, and someone must
interpret. 28If there is no interpreter, the speaker should keep quiet in the
church and speak to himself and God.

If someone is speaking in a tounge (Spirit in control of the body), the tounge speaker can choose to be quiet.

Good for you, you can choose when to be quiet. Why should I care now?

I'm glad you asked (does it make me crazy . . . nevermind I don't want to know).

The body can be under the control of the Spirit, but only if the mind allows it. The Spirit will not take over without permission and will release control on demand.

So, if you can tell the Spirit to stop controling you, you can ask the Spirit to take control of you.

Yay, just what I've always wanted: to be a mindless automaton!

Not quite. Asking the Spirit to take control of you is basically what Paul is talking about in Romans 6.

20When you were slaves to sin, you were free from the control of righteousness.
21What benefit did you reap at that time from the things you are now ashamed of?
Those things result in death! 22But now that you have been set free from sin and
have become slaves to God, the benefit you reap leads to holiness, and the
result is eternal life.

Go ahead and read it again. Yup, it says "the control of righteousness" and "slaves to God." What are you going to do with that?

Ok, so I have been under the control of the Holy Spirit. I wish I would do it more. The first time I really noticed it was when I would pray for God's words before preaching a sermon. Then words would come out of my mouth that I hadn't prepared or thought of before. It's a surreal experience.

I left things at that for a while, just letting the Spirit take control when it came time to preach/teach, but then it occured to me that the Spirit could control me at any time. Now when I'm tempted, I pray: "Holy Spirit take control." It's amazing. When I tried to resist on my own in the past I had spotty success at best, but when I'm not the one resisting the results are much better. God is a lot better at resisting sin than I am.

The more I think about being under the control of the Spirit the more it makes sense to me. Jesus lived as the image of God and conquered sin so that we could recover our purpose to be God's image bearers. We can only be the image of God if God is calling the shots.

So what do you think? Am I crazy?


Not you . . . oh, forget it.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

The Ig Nobel Prizes

The 2005 Ig Nobel prizes were awarded Thursday night.

It's hard to pick a favorite, but here are the ones that made me laugh:

MEDICINE: Gregg A. Miller of Oak Grove, Missouri, for inventing Neuticles -- artificial replacement testicles for dogs, which are available in three sizes, and three degrees of firmness.

LITERATURE: The Internet entrepreneurs of Nigeria, for creating and then using e-mail to distribute a bold series of short stories, thus introducing millions of readers to a cast of rich characters -- General Sani Abacha, Mrs. Mariam Sanni Abacha, Barrister Jon A Mbeki Esq., and others -- each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled and which they would like to share with the kind person who assists them.

ECONOMICS: Gauri Nanda of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, for inventing an alarm clock that runs away and hides, repeatedly, thus ensuring that people DO get out of bed, and thus theoretically adding many productive hours to the workday.

And the best ever . . .

FLUID DYNAMICS: Victor Benno Meyer-Rochow of International University Bremen, Germany and the University of Oulu , Finland; and Jozsef Gal of Loránd Eötvös University, Hungary, for using basic principles of physics to calculate the pressure that builds up inside a penguin, as detailed in their report "Pressures Produced When Penguins Pooh -- Calculations on Avian Defaecation."

So if your research is too lame to win a Nobel prize, never fear. You may win an Ig Nobel prize!

Friday, October 07, 2005

I just had to share this, it's gr8

I can't say it any better than the original article:

"The SMS Bible: 4 God so luvd da world

From word-of-mouth, to papyrus scrawl, to Gutenberg press… we now bring you da Bible, in SMS 4m. No we’re not kidding. A member of the Bible Society in Australia has translated all 32,173 verses in just “four weeks” (!) into SMS-style text. They even provide a free download from their site so you can send God nuggets like “In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth” to those in need of a little churchin’ up. [Warning: link may invoke choir singing and potential wrath of The Maker]"

Ah, progress continues unabated.